Armageddon This

Author: niteowl

Date: May 30, 2004

by niteowl
5-30-04
Good afternoon, oh hooded bringer of death.
You must come with me now. Our records show that you attended a Loverboy concert in 1986, and you're going to hell because of it.
But I-
No buts. Going to a Loverboy concert is a sin of the highest order, you should've known better. And about those Def Leppard concerts...
What about 'em?
You went to concerts in 1988 and last year with different chicks and didn't get laid after either show. What gives? Def Leppard concerts are like Spanish Fly!