The Hooker

Author: niteowl

Date: June 9, 2004

by niteowl
6-09-04
It'll be $100 upfront for the normal stuff, and $25 more for anything extra.
Ok, just the regular package then. Here's your $100.
Alright. You ready? You start...
Ok, here goes. THAT'S IT! YOU ARE A HORRIBLE GIRLFRIEND, YOU WON'T EVEN SUCK ME OFF RIGHT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND YOUR CHEATING, I'M DUMPING YOUR ASS!
Oh my God, don't leave me Jake! I beg of you! I love you! You are the most incredible man I've ever been with. I'm sorry Jake! Don't leave me like this...
This is the best time I've ever had with a woman!