Switch Hitter

Author: niteowl

Date: July 13, 2004

by niteowl
7-13-04
Oh my God, Keith farted at the dinner table last night!
Gross!
I'm so sick of men and their disgusting habits! I think I'm going to become a lesbian.
Do you really think you can you handle the radical changes that being a lesbian brings?
Me and my tongue can really cook in the bedroom.
Yeah, but can you keep from burning the house down when cooking outside the bedroom?