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| And finally, our last item of the hour...the SC dirty bomb, at the special low, low price of only $500,000.95! | |
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| This is an exact replica of the bombs that have destroyed cities and countries, and claimed millions of innocent lives throughout countless comics on SC! | |
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| Order now, and you'll receive the companion talking IvyThePlant doll! Watch her laugh maniacally at the destruction of mankind when you set the world ablaze with this sucka! Call now! | |
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