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| Last night, I was eating Chips Ahoy cookies and watching TV, and I had a vision. I was standing in a cornfield, but the corn was blue. | |
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| Midgets were dancing around the scarecrow, who was actually Hulk Hogan. Then all of a sudden Diana Ross appears, bitch slaps the Hulkster, and runs away laughing. | |
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| No kidding. It's scary to think of life without Chips Ahoy cookies. | |
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