Jumper (2)

Author: niteowl

Date: August 5, 2004

by niteowl
8-05-04
Hello up there. I am Officer Jones, Minneapolis police department. Please come down, or we will be forced to take drastic measures to get you down from there.
Rats! The cops are here!
You hear me up there, son?
Yeah. What's the big deal? I just want to end it all!
You need to come down because...well, to be brutally frank, you're holding up traffic.
Any news reporters show up yet?