Jumper (8)

Author: niteowl

Date: August 14, 2004

by niteowl
8-14-04
Oh my God, the kid jumped! Without a safety net below him! And what's this? It looks like he landed on someone and...he's alive!
He landed on Rush Limbaugh, and it broke his fall! Looks like Rush is wandering the streets of Minneapolis looking to score cheap prescription drugs!
Oh shit, I hope that 7 second delay is on. We support the right-wing cause in this country, we can't report that.