Jumper (9)

Author: niteowl

Date: August 14, 2004

by niteowl
8-14-04
So the final chapter of this epic tale has been written. Matt jumped, and didn't die.
It's a happy ending for all, especially us, since our ratings will go through the roof.
Hey McCracken! You asshole, the kid jumped because you annoyed him so much! How do you feel about that, jerkoff?
What do you care, he didn't land on you! And I'm gonna finally get that Pulitzer Prize I've been denied of for so many years.