The Household Pets Court

Author: niteowl

Date: September 24, 2004

by niteowl
9-24-04
And we're here with the plaintiff, who lost today's verdict. Your thoughts?
What a joke. That's all it is, a big fucking joke!
I'd say you're not happy with Judge Wapner's verdict...
Fuck Wapner, ok? That damn dog destroys all my toys and doesn't even get a slap on the paw? It's a disgrace to the justice system in this country!
So what happens now? Will you and the defendant be able to live in peace?
Well, just wait 'til we get home, and he finds out I pissed all over that lame-ass sweater he is forced to wear all the time.