Where's that jar?

Author: niteowl

Date: September 30, 2004

by niteowl
9-30-04
Father, why is masturbation considered a sin?
Son, have you ever masturbated?
Yes, I have. I'm sorry, Father.
Did you save the sperm to use later to impregnate a woman with?
No, I just used some tissues to clean up the-
SPERM, ER, BABY KILLER!