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This is dedicated to shows like Still Standing, King of Queens, According to Jim, etc.
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| Hey Honey...uh, I'm going to the bar to watch the game with the guys. Can we have sex when I get home? | |
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| You ask this question every week and every time you come home too drunk to stand up, let alone have sex. | |
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| I know, I know....I'm a disgusting slob who rarely takes the garbage out and spends all Saturday on the couch watching football. Why did you marry me? | |
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| I married you to boost your self-image. I make you look good because I'm so hot! | |
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