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Mario Lemieux's head exploded because he didn't know which side to take in the stalemate.
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Pat Burns returned to his old profession, Toronto police officer.
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Capitals owner Ted Leonsis has time to contemplate which was a worse business deal, merging AOL with Time Warner, or spending all that money on the Caps only to see them choke every year.
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