WW 30 - World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids

Author: niteowl

Date: November 26, 2004

by niteowl
11-26-04
Why didn't you just stab that kid in the heart when he stole your lunch money?
Forget the pockets. You gotta pull that string of handkerchiefs out your ass to really get a laugh at a kids' birthday party.
But Dad...it chafes!
For our next vacation, we're going camping out in the middle of nowhere. No TV, radio, internet, or heat for a full 2 weeks.