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| Why didn't you just stab that kid in the heart when he stole your lunch money? | |
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| Forget the pockets. You gotta pull that string of handkerchiefs out your ass to really get a laugh at a kids' birthday party. | |
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| For our next vacation, we're going camping out in the middle of nowhere. No TV, radio, internet, or heat for a full 2 weeks. | |
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