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| ...be careful not to break your arm patting yourself on the back for finishing the game. | |
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| You're just jealous because you don't have the internet and can't get any cheat codes of your own. | |
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| Your application says that you were in Vietnam. I find that hard to believe since you're only 33. | |
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| I was a twinkle in my daddy's eye when he was over there killing...and seducing the ladies. | |
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| Whaddya mean I got a D- on the test? I made sure I cheated off of Johnny's paper! | |
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| Johnny's failed 5th grade 8 times. Haven't you ever wondered why he's the only 5th grader with a goatee? | |
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