Laziness 7 : Deadly Sins

Author: niteowl

Date: November 30, 2004

by niteowl
11-30-04
11:35am
*THUMP THUMP THUMP*
Who the hell is here now?!?!?
Hey baby...I'm here. Here to take you to heaven.
You mean sex? Not gonna happen with me.
Why not?
Because having sex would involve movement on my part.