My Job Performance Review (6)

Author: niteowl

Date: December 7, 2004

by niteowl
12-07-04
All in all, we're very happy with the job you do.
Great. So when do I get to take over the CEO's office?
Based on your overall rating, you will get a 3 1/2 percent raise...
Oh joy, I can buy an extra package of hotdogs and an extra bottle of Boone's Farm every 2 weeks...
...which is about 50 cents per hour.
...or maybe I'll invest all that big cash I'm gonna be making. I better run out and buy a huge piggy bank tonight after work.