Worshipping the Strawberry

Author: niteowl

Date: December 28, 2004

by niteowl
12-28-04
Son, I called you out here because I think we need to talk.
Ok, Dad.
About this Barry Bonds and steroids thing...I know you look up to athletes as heroes or whatever, but steroids are bad news.
I know, Dad.
So do you promise not to do steroids, son?
I promise, Dad. Smoking crack is much more fun anyways.