Erin Brockovich vs. Pretty Woman

Author: niteowl

Date: January 25, 2005

by niteowl
1-25-05
In honor (or dishonor) of the release of Alien vs. Predator on DVD
So, you little skank...how much "action" have you got lately?
Well, this really hot, rich guy "hired" me all last week.
Loser! I've given 634 blow jobs in 5 days...I'm really quite tired.
At least my guy loves me! Oh, and did I mention he's RICH?