Megastars (6)

Author: niteowl

Date: January 28, 2005

by niteowl
1-28-05
Ow, my head. Uh, where am I?
Oh my. You're God. I can't believe I just busted you copulating with a streetwalker and shooting up in that back alley.
No, no...it wasn't like that, officer! I was just hanging out with one of my fans!
I really hate to do this, but...Can I get an autograph before I arrest you?
Sure buddy. Who do you want it made out to?
My 6 year old daughter. She loves that punk album of yours. Oh and I really dug the creating the world in 7 days thing too.