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| Shocking news from the world of entertainment today, as the Dynamic Duo of Jesus and God were both arrested earlier today on separate charges. | |
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| Jesus was arrested for breaking obscenity laws while a guest on the hit MTV show, TRL. God was arrested on drug charges and solicitating a prostitute. | |
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| Angry supporters of the two have been lining streets all across the country today, to protest the arrests of the two hottest superstars in entertainment. | |
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| Our own Phil McCracken is out on the streets right now, with a full report. Phil? | |
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| Good evening, I'm here with Jed. Jed, how do you feel about the arrests of Jesus and God today? | |
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