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| "...we are going back to Heaven, for we have sinned. A LOT. We will return one day, though. See ya then. XOXO, J&G" | |
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| Although they returned to Heaven because of scandal, Jesus and God have never been more popular. 92% of all Americans now believe in Them... | |
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| ...the other 8% polled told us to "eat a dick". | |
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| So when are we going to return? | |
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| Not for a while. All I know is I gotta pick a different costume next time around. I didn't get laid nearly enough dressed up as a blue blob. | |
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