The World Domination League (2)

Author: niteowl

Date: March 14, 2005

by niteowl
3-14-05
Did I hear that right? You're offering me up in a trade? I'm a lot more valuable to this team than these other bums down here.
Look, Cthulhu...you have great talent, but the amount of money you make takes up a huge chunk of our salary cap budget. We really can't afford you anymore.
This is a fucking joke. I give, and give, and give to this team for eons, and what do I get? A slap in the face.
Listen man, I'm sorry. We're in a rebuilding mode and we've got some kids in the minors that we have to give a chance. If we can't trade you, I'm afraid we'll have to release you.
Well...do what you gotta do, but you will regret it. I will make the next team I join a winner. You'll be sorry, just watch.
I hope he doesn't join the Atheists. They're already fielding an up-and-coming team.