Outside Schiavo's Hospice

Author: niteowl

Date: March 26, 2005

by niteowl
3-26-05
You're not gonna let me through into the hospice, are you?
Probably not. What do you have there in your hand, by the way?
Some water for Terri. She needs nourishment, she needs to be saved!
I see.
So will you please let me through?
I'm sorry, but no. Mrs. Schiavo has an endorsement deal with Evian, and she is not allowed to touch that cheap ass Aquafina shit you got there.