Home Depot, here we come

Author: niteowl

Date: April 1, 2005

by niteowl
4-01-05
First, we had the death of a martyr named Terri Schiavo...
...Now the Pope's on his last legs. I think the apocalypse is on its way.
So what are we gonna do when the end comes? Find underground shelter?
Nah. I figured I'd dig out all that plastic and duct tape we bought a couple years back. We'll be fine with just that.
Um, the duct tape's gone. Richard Gere "borrowed" it last night.