The World Domination League (4)

Author: niteowl

Date: April 1, 2005

by niteowl
4-01-05
Listen Satan, it's not me killing off all these celebrities. I'm telling you the truth.
Yeah right.
I'm serious, man.
I just find it more than a coincidence that all these famous people are dying, and now all of a sudden the Pope-
You're just jealous because you know the Pope won't be available in free agency.
You can have the Pope and that chicken guy. I've got Hedberg, Cochran, AND Schiavo's agents on speed dial, motherfucker.