Changing of the Guard

Author: niteowl

Date: April 8, 2005

by niteowl
4-08-05
Did you hear Spanky the Sperm Whale got busted for using steroids?
No way!
It's true. All of his kills from last year through today are wiped off the record books. You know what means, don't you?
YES! I'M BACK IN FIRST PLACE AGAIN!
So, are we gonna have a party to celebrate this momentous occasion?
Nah. I'm going to celebrate by taking a nice, long vacation. Killing and maiming humans is tiring. Those fuckers really put up a fight.