Vacation

Author: niteowl

Date: April 14, 2005

by niteowl
4-14-05
I got your email about you going on vacation next week. I don't like it, and I'm going to call your boss and tell him to cancel it.
Go ahead and call my boss, pudknocker. My vacation has already been approved.
You fail to realize just how much power I have around here.
Please. You're just a peon just like the rest of us, only difference is you wear ugly suits to work. So, why are you pitching a fit over this?
Because us office folks won't have anyone to push around for a whole week. You not being here is going to make our lives a living hell.
You think this is easy for me? I have to go a full week without throwing sarcastic remarks your way.