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| Lets take a look at your portfolio. Previous work experience: none. Favorite genre of music: ha! like I actually listen to music. music sucks. | |
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| What you will bring to Rolling Stone: a total lack of knowledge of music and the artists who perform it, and the uncanny ability to string hip phrases together to form semi-coherent sentences. | |
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| That's beautiful. You're hired. | |
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| Cool! Say, do you guys have a lot of groupies? Because that's really what music is all about. | |
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