VH-1 Storytellers - Sting

Author: niteowl

Date: June 6, 2005

by niteowl
6-06-05
Hello. Good evening. I'm sure you're aware that my band is not with me onstage. That's because instead of playing songs and telling stories...
Me and my lovely wife will have tantric sex right here on stage for 2 hours.
Feel free to take notes, male members of the audience. I know you poor bastards need all the help you can get.