Alien Bitch Sessions (4)

Author: niteowl

Date: June 17, 2005

by niteowl
6-17-05
So where's the wife and kids?
They went shopping.
Hopefully they'll get something for you...
I doubt it. I need an upgrade for my gun, but they don't have it here. The weapons on this planet are so pathetic.
No kidding. A pistol that shoots one tiny little hunk of metal at a time? Puhleeze!
That must be why the males here are so angry. I know I'd be if I had to use that weak-ass junk all the time.