Alien Bitch Sessions (7)

Author: niteowl

Date: June 17, 2005

by niteowl
6-17-05
...and so Tommy was licking my-OH MY GOD! THERE'S A BIG UGLY CREATURE BEHIND YOU!
Who? Michael Jackson? OH SHIT!
AAAAGH!
Hello!
THE TERRORISTS ARE HERE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! RUN CINDY, RUN!!
Terrorist? HEY BITCH, I'M A LIFEFORM FROM ANOTHER PLANET! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE, YOU KNOW!