The Hermit (9)

Author: niteowl

Date: July 16, 2005

by niteowl
7-16-05
Ma'am, this Sergeant O'Leary, Centerville Police calling. I have some bad news.
Aww shit, did I miss another court date?
No ma'am, it's about your son.
OH NO! IS MY SON OK? IS HE ALIVE?
Yes, he is alive and well...but unfortunately, we arrested him earlier today for-
ARRESTED? YAY! HE IS MY FLESH AND BLOOD AFTER ALL! I LOVE THAT KID!