The Hermit (12)

Author: niteowl

Date: July 16, 2005

by niteowl
7-16-05
Hi Mom.
Oh Bobby! Bobby! My boy!
Please don't yell at me, Mom. I already feel bad enough. All I can say is that I'm really sorry.
Yell? Why would I yell? This is great! You are finally doing something with your life!
What...huh?
Oh my Lord, I've never been so happy! Well, except for the one time I snorted that fine ass Peruvian coke off of Keith Richards' nutsack.