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| Hi, I'm Jim. Do you have any STDs? Excess emotional baggage? Kids? A husband? A boyfriend? A lesbian lover? Shaved or neatly trimmed? | |
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| Hello there, I'm Lisa. Do you have a drinking problem? Difficulty expressing your feelings? Large penis? Larger bank account? Anger issues? | |
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| Wait, what were your questions again? | |
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| I don't know. What were yours? | |
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| Shit, I forgot. Let's just fuck now and sort out the details later. | |
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| Sounds like every other relationship I've ever had. | |
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