Return of the Megastars (3)

Author: niteowl

Date: September 23, 2005

by niteowl
9-23-05
How long is this gonna take, Pop?
It's gonna be a while, son. I know you want to go hook up with your rap buddies, so go ahead. Just try not to get in trouble, ok?
If memory serves, you're the one who got busted for drugs and solicitation last time we were down here. I only said some dirty words on MTV.
Yeah, and look at where your career went. You got banned from MTV for life, which means no exposure, which means your last album tanked.
At least I wasn't hawking self-help books on late night TV like you were. Now that's what I call scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Mock me all you want, you lil' brat. My escapade into the land of infomercials got me hooked up with Suzanne Somers, now didn't it?