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| Incredible. Jesus claims that the Bad Luck Fairy is to blame for hurricanes. What an end to weird and exciting day here in the Channel 3 newsroom. | |
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| Right now, I'd like to take a little bit of time to reflect on today's events and give my opinion on the whole mess. | |
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| There's no point in blaming anyone for what happens weather wise. To say that homosexuals prompted God to send a hurricane to kill them is absurd. | |
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| It is obvious to this journalist that some religious folks need a rubber room and a strait jacket. | |
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| Anyways, I'm off to get drunk and score a cheap hooker. We now return you to our regularly scheduled evening lineup of hedonism and debauchery. Good night. | |
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