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| Hello. I'm Cthulhu. Have you heard of the Watchtower? Would you like some more information about its principles and teachings? | |
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| Yes, I've heard of it, and no, I'm not interested. | |
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| But if you could just spare a minute of your time- | |
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| GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CHURCH! | |
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| The people in this town are so unfriendly. | |
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