Tattoo You, Too

Author: niteowl

Date: October 14, 2005

by niteowl
10-14-05
The Coast Guard, who recently tightened restrictions on tattoos, are now going door to door to find new recruits...
Having a hard time getting around is no problem to us, just as long as you don't have any tattoos!
I'm incontinent.
Having a drinking problem is no problem to us!
I already told you that I can't swim.