Lost In Space

Author: niteowl

Date: October 15, 2005

by niteowl
10-15-05
Are we nearing our destination yet, peon?
No, sir. It seems that we are hopelessly lost.
What is that out there?
That's Earth. Third planet from the Sun, and home of strange beings.
ACK! TURN THE SHIP AROUND! I HEARD THOSE FUCKERS ARE CRAZY!
I'm afraid we can't, sir. The tractor beam is pulling us in.