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| I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, EVIL COOK! YOU HAVE FRIED MANY OF MY BACON BRETHREN TO A CRISP AND I WILL AVENGE THEIR DEATHS! | |
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| You know, maybe I shouldn't cook bacon anymore. | |
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| I just won't buy it ever again, leaving a extra package on the shelf at the store every week to go bad and be thrown out, where it spends its last days rotting away in a trashcan. | |
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| CURSES! YOU ARE MORE EVIL THAN I COULD'VE EVER IMAGINED! | |
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