Heaven and Hell (2)

Author: niteowl

Date: December 28, 2005

by niteowl
12-28-05
No naked chicks, that's disappointing. So do you listen to music up here? Do you have video games?
No and no.
How about porn? Or booze? Drugs? Cable? Anime? Fast food?
We have none of that sinful stuff up here, you silly kid.
Well, what the fuck DO you have up here?
Uh, we have peace, quiet, and Dick Van Dyke reruns 24 hours a day. It's what the old people wanted.