Have It Your Way

Author: niteowl

Date: January 21, 2006

by niteowl
1-21-06
Hi. Can I take your order?
Yeah. I have a package I'd like to have shipped to Germany. 3 day air, please.
This is Burger King. UPS is down the street.
I know that, but your ads say "have it your way". So I'd like you to ship my package please.
Fine, your total is 340 dollars and 56 cents. Would you like anything to drink with that?
Give me a break. Like I'd ever eat anything from Burger King.