The Osbournes - Behind the Scenes

Author: niteowl

Date: July 1, 2002

by niteowl
7-01-02
I think it's about bloody time that I clean up m'act, know what I mean Kel? See? I'm drinking Pepsi instead of beer t'day!
I'm so glad Jack, I've been concerned about you lately, y'know.
Hey dad...I found this stray elephant outside. Can we keep him?!? Please please?
Of course you bloody well can Jack! I love these fucking animals...SHARON! Look, Jack brought home a walrus!
I love you guys so much!
I know Kelly, I love you too...I hate all these bloody animals though.