|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Hey man, did you hear that Iraq finally has Internet access? You can even send Saddam Hussein an e-mail! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| No shit? Dude, gimme the address! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Ok, it's press@uruklink.net. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Awesome! I think I'll sign up that addy at some gay porn websites. That'll teach him to fuck with the USA! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Tonight's top story...Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein is dead. Sources say he died of a heart attack while masturbating to gay porn e-mail he received on the Internet. | |
 | |  |
|
 |
 | |  |
| Holy shit...we got him! That South Park movie was right, he was gay! | |
 | |  |
|
|
|