Satan vs. God

Author: nonny

Date: December 13, 2001

by nonny
12-13-01
First National Holiday Convention
Okay, the first National Holiday Convention is in order. What's your holiday and what signifiesit?
God: The birth of my son. It shall be "Christmas"...Presents shall signify this.
Damn, I wanted presents. Well, mine shall be "Halloween" and ..candy! shall signify it.
Shit! Mine shall be "easter" my resurrection from the grave...and ..what's left?
Umm...looks like all you got is eggs, Jesus.
Awww. .... Damn.