Getting to know Satan - 04

Author: nonny

Date: December 26, 2001

by nonny
12-26-01
Ruler of the Universe -1
Ya know, I think we should have an election every couple years to determine the ruler of the universe..cuz I think we're all getting a little tired of this "god".
Did you know that 80% of the time the handsomer candidate wins? Coincidentally, do you know why you never see god? Cuz he is FUGLY!
..and why do you think people say things like 'look at that handsome devil'? so I am urging you all to vote for me in the next ruler of the universe election.