All comics by nonphixional

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
Hey, we're out of milk. Go get some more.
We don't need milk.
Yeah, I guess you're right.

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
Wait, what am I gonna have on my cereal now?
Air.
Cool.

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
Cereal sucks with air.
There was a time when people had to eat cereal without even air.
That would have sucked even more.
I don't think I could live without air.

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
Man, now we're out of beer.
We don't need beer.
Let's go.

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
I think I just took a shit in this spacesuit.
Why the fuck are you wearing that? Were in Kansas!
Just in case a tornado picks me up and carries me ... WHOOOAAAA! ... to the moon.
Earthling, you landed on top of our second most wicked witch. You know what you must do now, don't you?
Get the black one next time!

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
Kryptonite is really my only weakness. Er.. don't tell.

 

by nonphixional
4-16-04
This letter is the perfect gift for Chicka's birthday.
She really needs one of these.
A joke that's actually funny!

 

by nonphixional
4-17-04
Hmm.. one day on the site and I already have zero stars with two ratings...
But my comics are so damn funny... Especially the one where I made fun of one of the regs and entered it into her own CC.
How could anyone NOT like me?

 

by nonphixional
4-17-04
Okay, I'm sorry I made that comic about Chicka not having any funny jokes.
As it turns out, she does have one joke that is humourous.
She's marrying him, I believe.

 

by nonphixional
4-17-04
Oh, I get it now. The CC entry had to include camping somehow. I forget that in my comic, that must be why I've got such a bad rating.
Hmm...
Chicka's boyfriend is so delightfully camp.

 

by nonphixional
4-18-04
I don't understand what you have against Chicka.
Hmm... maybe that she's FAT!
She's pregnant.
Then I got nothing.

 

by nonphixional
4-18-04
Hello, I'm a joke.
No you're not, you're a mean comic made by someone who obviously doesn't like me.
I really am just a joke.
I don't believe you.
Sorry, I guess you were right, Smelly.
That's so mean I can't stand it.

 

by nonphixional
4-23-04
Am I on Scare Tactics?

 

by nonphixional
5-02-04
Hi I'm little_kitty and I'm a girl!
Kajun! Have sex with me!
Alright! (because you're a girl)
Ha, Kajun is getting it on with my character, and he thinks I'm a girl!

 

by nonphixional
5-02-04
Hi, I'm KajunFirefly and I'm a drunk!
Kajun! Have sex with me!
Alright! (because you're a girl)
Ha, kitty is getting it on with my character!

 

by nonphixional
5-02-04
Hey, that's not fair! I'm not a middle aged black man!
Oh.
How old are you then?

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
So I have to make a monologue comic?
I guess it's the same as doing stand-up.
Fuck that, I'm a rebel! I'm SITTING DOWN!

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
I don't want to live anymore.
The world is such a cruel place.
I've been thinking about a lot of stuff recently.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
It is my opinion that President Bush is good at his job.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
This world will never be perfect.
I guess I was wrong.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
I was talking to my friend about getting a cat.
She asked me "What would Jesus do?".
Are jews allowed cats?

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Standing like this I might be thought of as a deep thinker.
That really works for me since my imaginary boyfriend has a pretty big penis.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
It's windy today.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Excuse me while I go change.
I'm back.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Do you ever think that maybe we don't need rules and we should just ignore them?
No, I believe that rules are made to keep order and they should be upheld at all times.
Well you've just helped me break one, hypocrite.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
This is a tasty hand.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Hey.. this isn't deodorant! This is a knife!

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Hold the camera steady! Damn work experience kids...

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
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by nonphixional
5-05-04
This Where's Waldo carpet is both fun and educational.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
This room has been bugged.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
What's this?
Just as I'd suspected.
It's a letter.

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Wait...
This isn't a letter!
There's hundreds of them!

 

by nonphixional
5-05-04
Give me back my damn invisibility cloak.
Damn you, Harry Potter.

 

by nonphixional
10-25-04
* Redirecting to http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Zegota

 

by nonphixional
12-09-04
So Julia Roberts gave birth to some babies last month.
Later she said she's planning on having some more.
It's the only way she can get anyone to pay any attention to her vagina.

 

by nonphixional
4-03-05

 

by nonphixional
4-03-05
My daughter asked me for fifty cents.
I told her "money doesn't grown on trees". She said it did.
I've never seen a silver tree.

 

by nonphixional
4-03-05
"How do I look in this photo of me?"
"You look like garbage"

 

by nonphixional
4-14-05
They say sometimes the right hand doesn't talk to the left.
I think this is good news.
I wouldn't want them fighting over who gets to suck my cock every night.

 

by nonphixional
5-27-05
It's a letter from my mom!
What's the news?
A nightly television program providing information on recent events.

 

by nonphixional
5-27-05
Welcome to the State of the Union adress. Tonight we will be discussing how we plan to make this a better a country.
First, our flag budget has been increased by $10.
This means we will finally be able to afford a flag for a country we actually live in.
Great. Dick keeps asking me what happened to our flag. I tell him it's being cleaned but he's starting to get suspicious.

 

by nonphixional
5-27-05
We plan on bettering public relations with Korea.
We will only do that here though as it is considered lewd conduct in Korea.

 

by nonphixional
9-13-05
Why doesn't the queen wave with this hand?
Because it's not hers!

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