Rub Rub

Author: not_Scyess

Date: November 10, 2002

by not_Scyess
11-10-02
Doc... how is my son? What's the diagnosis?
Well, the symptoms are clear -- blindness, excessive hair growth on the palms, chaffing around the penis. It can only mean one thing.
I knew it! I knew this would happen if he kept this up.
Well, you've got to make sure he stops.
That's it, young man! Don't ever let me catch you rubbing your eyes and groin with Rogaine again!
Aw, Mom!