CC 167: Anally Bleeding Guy V|

Author: not_Scyess

Date: January 27, 2003

by not_Scyess
1-27-03
Okay, next up we have Saturday Night Live Auditioner #42, "Anally Bleeding Guy." So, what's your schtick?
My anus is bleeding.
Um, all right...
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
Stop everything, Bob! Set this guy up with a "Roxbury Special," NOW!
Right. I'll get him a dressing room, make sure we use him every week for at least three months after his one-horse act is no longer funny, then I'll call Hollywood and set up a movie deal. I'm on it.