CC 167: Ouch

Author: not_Scyess

Date: January 27, 2003

by not_Scyess
1-27-03
Honey, I want to apologize for being such an asshole the other day.
That's okay, dear. You may be an asshole, but at least you're MY asshole. But I've got some news for you: I'm pregnant!
Oh, my gosh! You mean...!
Yes! My anus is breeding!
What? That's it? That's the joke? That's awful. Is the reader supposed to make the "asshole - anus" connection? Jesus! Who writes this shit?
I'm going to complain to Mr. Stevens. I don't think I can take much more of this.